For Better or Worse..

What Labsie wrote last week was nice but really, can husbands do all the stuff he wrote?? I think not! LOL! Not that I don't have faith in the other sex but you know how guys are, they read it and they forget it. But when it comes to jokes, they will remember it ;-) So here's more tips for husbands who wish to live a life of bliss with their wives --

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! 

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. 

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? 

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.